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 jianghuashiyimenzaoxingyishu，yeshiyimenjishuxing，shiyoufangfakexuexipeixunde。zaibuyiyangdechangsuo，yingduibuyiyangderen，jiudeshuobuyiyangdehua。huishuohuaderen，zhangkoujiunenglingrenkaixin，erbuhuishuohuaderen，zhangkoujiukeyibarenqizhidetiaoqi。gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihuayounaxie？suoyishuo，yigeren，huibuhuiliaotian，shuodeduiyubutaihao，zheizaiqizhongdequbieshishifendade。qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？

 zheiyiquanshijie，youhenduoshiershijishangquanshimeiyouduiyucuozhifende，jinjinbicideguandianbuyiyang，niantoubuyiyang，yincicaihuifashengzhengzhiyuzhengchao。rutongdazhaxiehexiaowugui，yigehengzhezou，yigeshuzhezou，niquehennannengkeguichuyigejieguo，shuodaodishihengzhezouqiadanghuoshishuzhezouqiadang。

 zaitanpanzhuoshang，henduorendoushihuishenxianyigecuowuguannian，juedeyaoshuodongtarenjienazishendejianyi，jiudexianzhengshitarendejianyishicuode，zishendejianyicaisuanshiqiadangde。danshishishang，zheileiniantouzishenyebudui。tongyigenanti，buyiyangderenhuizaochengbuyiyangdeguandianbenlaibianshihenyiqiezhengchangde，zaixianshishenghuozhong，feishiquanbunantidoushiyouyigezhengquedaan，tiaoxuanashiduide，dantiaoxuanbyouweicengmeiyoudadaoli。

 gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihuayounaxie？bazijideniantouqiangjiayujitaren，zheiyichutizishenbianshibuzhengquede。niyaoxiangshuodongyigeren，jiudequlejietadeniantou，tadeyaoqiu，lizaitadeshijiaoquxiangtasuogan，sisuotazhenzhenzhengzhengyaoxiangde。ninaizhibuyongqufanbota，buyongduitashuoshuobailedebiaozhundaan。zuidamingdeshuodongshijishangqujueyu“gongxinzhan”。

 1987niandeyitian，zainiuyueyijiazhubaodianli，ganglaidexiaoshouyuanlizaizhaodaiyiweixiaofeizhedeqingkuangxia，yibuxiaoxinbayikejiazhibufeidetianranzhenzhudiaodaodimianshang。neishihoudianneigukexuduo，liyigebuliuxin，jiubujianletianranzhenzhudezuji。

 yaolejie，zheiketianranzhenzhudeshiyongjiazhiyuanyuandichaochuletadexinshui，ruguomeifazhaodaotianranzhenzhu，libudanhuisangshiqianxinwankuxunzhaogongzuozhong，naizhihaixuyaochengshoushanggaoedefuzhai。neiyike，lijuedeshifenshiluo，tahuanguzhedianneidemeiyiweiguke，huiyizhetianranzhenzhugunluoqingkuangxiadeqingjing。zuihou，tajiangyanguangsuozhuzaileyiweinanxingdeshenshang，zheiweinanxingchuanzhedabandejinguanhendedang，danfuzhuangxianeryijianyouyixielaojiu，tamanbuzaihudilizaijiaoluoli，muguangquebiaoluzhezhengtuoheduoshan。

 lijibenshangnenggoumingque，tianranzhenzhuhenkenengjiuzaizheiweinanxingshoushang，erzheiweinanxingyexuyijingzhengtuo，shibushigaijiangzheikezugougenggaitazhuangkuangdetianranzhenzhuzhanweijiyou。

 lijiaolvbuandizoudaozheiweinanxingshenbian，shenchushuangyankanxiangta，shanyaozheleishuiqingqingdijiangdao：“laoxiansheng，ninlejie，zaineiyangjianxindejieduan，yaoxiangxunzhaoyifengongzuozhongqueshihenbuyi。zheishiwogongzuodedisantian，woqueshishifenbixuzheiyifengongzuozhong。”

tingjianlidehua，zheimingnanxinglengzhule，tazhengzhengkanjianliqinzheleishuideyanjing。

 lijiangtadefanyingkanzaiyanli，yinciyouyaoqiudijiangzheijuhuafanfuleerbian。zongsuan，zheimingnanxingshenshoulaolaodiwojinlelideshou，suihouzhuanguoshenbaituoleshoushidian。lizhandouzhemenbakaiqi，neikewuguiyuanzhudetianranzhenzhuzhengjingjingdetangzaitadeshouzhangxin，shifangzhemeilidongrendeguangzedu。

budebuchengren，tashiyichangjingcaifenchengdeshuodong。

 yishitianranzhenzhushilidechucuo，bingqietashoulimeiyouyiqiezhijiezhengjunenggouzhengshi，neiketianranzhenzhushibeizheiweinanxingjianlikaile。ruguodangchutamaixiangzheiweinanxing，lijigaozhitashuodao：“qingbatianranzhenzhuhaijiwo。”neimaxiangdangyushizaiposhinanxinggongranrenkezishendebuyixingwei。bingqie，zuoweiguke，zhixunanxingguoduanbuyuanrenke，zuihoudebeiheiguohuoshizhiyouyoulizijilaibei。jiusuanzuizhongdequezhengshiletianranzhenzhuzainanxingdeshenshang，neimazheimingnanxingzuiduochuitousangqidiliqu，erlidegongzuozhong，yexuyeshimeifawanjiude。

 lizuiqiadangdediqujiuqujueyu，tajimeiyouyizhengciyandichizezheiweinanxing，doumeiyouchangshishijinbumeizheileidedaoliqushuodongta，zhishitiaoxuanleyizhongzuichudongrendeneixindefangfa——gongxinzhan。congzheiweinanxingdefuzhuanghemuguangzhong，lilejie，tayuzishenyiyang，shiyigezaijiongjingzhongzhengtuoderen。yiner，lilijixiangtabiaominglezishendejingkuang，biaoshulezishendeyaoqiu，jinerjiqilezheimingnanxingdehuanweisikao，zuihounachuletianranzhenzhu，rangzheiyichuxianyiwaiyuanmanjieshu。

 youcikejian，yaoxiangshuodongyigeren，gongxinzhancaisuanshiguanjiansuozai。ruguonikeyibahuashuodaolingyifangdexinwozili，ranglingyifangyinqigongmingdeqingkuangxia，nishuodehuadaodiqiadangshifoushijishangzaoyibuzhongyaole。shuodongyuzhengbianbuyiyang，zhengbianbixufenlichulaishuying，ershuodongdezongtimubiaozezhiyouyige——chudongrendeneixin，dedaolingyifangderentong。

 renyizhibennengfanyingdijuede，zhixuzishenzhanshichuchongzudeyoudian，jiukeyihuodetarendeqinpeiyushangxi，shubuzhishijishang，zheixiexiaixuanyaozishenderen，ganghaoqiahaoshidajiazuitantaodeyizhongren。youqishineileifenhaobuzaiyitarendeqingxu，zaishiyizheyanqianhaibuduanxianbaizishenchenggongrenshi，zhenshilingrentaoyan。

 shexiangyixia，ruguoniyijingaiezhongzhengtuodeqingkuangxia，yigerenquebuduandizainiyanqianshuozuotianwanshangzaiwuxingjijiudianchidedazhaxieyouduomedemeiweikekou，nishihuiqinpeiheshangxitadequdechenggong，huoshihenbunengbataanzaidimianshangzouyidun？suoyishuo，zaixiaochenderenyanqianbuyaoshuochunfengdeyidehua，neizongshigengweituxiannidezisizilihexurongba，lingrenduinigengweidichuheyanfan。

 jinqi，shandelaogongyouyuqiyejingyingbujiaershenxiancaiwufengxian，caiwuhuijihezongjingliyouxiekuanwaitao，qiyedeqingkuangxiangdangyushishiliaobuji。

 shanyouxuduopenyouquanshizuomaimaide，weilegenghaodibanglaogongzhaozhaomenlu，kanyixiashifouyouqidainenggoubangqiyeyiba，shankeyiyaoyuelejigepingchangguanlianjiaoweiqinmijiechudepenyoudaojiazhongbaifang。laidehaoduogepenyoudoulejieshanlaogongqiyedezhuangkuang，yinerzaibangzhuxiangbanfadeyucitongshi，yejinliangdifangzhitanjizishenzuoshengyishangdeshier。

 bansuizhecanzhuoshangdebeigongjiaocuo，jiuruhanchudeqingkuangxia，zaiqizhongyigepenyouquerenbuzhule，jinqitadeqiyegangjieleyibidadingdan，qiahaoshirenshengdeyideqingkuangxia，zaoyixiangzhaogejiyuzaiqinqipengyouyanqianxuanyaoxuanyaole。sanbeijiutunxiayihou，zheileixianbaidechongdongyekuaisuranshaoqilai，yincitazhujiankankanertandixushuzishenzenyangzaiduanduandeduonianlibaqiyefayang，zenyangkouruoxuanhedishuodonggukenadaodingdanxinxi。

 kanjiantayifushenqishizudemoyang，bierendouyouyixienankan，jihuichangshizulantazaicizheiyihuatitaolun，queyemeiyouqudechenggong。jiangdaozhihou，zheimingpenyouyueshuoyuekaixin，naizhihaicoudaoshanshenpang，kankanertandibangtapouxiweihetalaogongdeqiyehuiyunyingbuchenggong，jiujingshinalizuodebutaihao，yaozenyanggaijindengdeng。yizhidaoshanzaoyihenzhirugu，biedepenyoucaigankuailuxuqilaigaobie，bazheigexuxutaotaodezuiguituizoule。qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？

 zhihou，zaibiedepenyoudexiezhuxia，shanlaogongdeqiyezhongyuduguolekunnan。ershanyezaimeiyouheneiyigezaitayanqianshenqishizuxianbaiderenyouyidingdewanglai。

 meiyigerendoushiyouaimuxurong，douqidaizairenshengdeyideqingkuangxianenghuodebierendekuazanheqinpei，tashishifenyiqiezhengchangde。tangruoshanlaogongmeiyoujubuweijian，zaoshouzheixiemafanshi，neimajianxinwulunzheiyipenyouruhexianbai，yebuhuidushangdiaobicizhijiandeyouyi。kepianyaotaquezaishanzuixiaochentongchudeqingkuangxia，kouzhixinkuaidixianbailezishenderenshengdeyi，zheileigerenxingweixiangdangyuzailingyifangshangkoushangsayan，yeguaibudezuihouqueshilexianghuzhijiandeyouqing。

 meiyigerendoushiyouchuzaidiguqideqingkuangxia，zaizheileiqingkuangxia，rentongchangshizuibijiaomingan，yezuimingande，yidiandiandecijixingdouhenyoukenengshitasuishisuidibenkui。zaizheileiqingkuangxia，ruguoninhaizaitaolunzishendechunfengdeyi，bianhuiranglingyifangzaochengyizhongniyouyizaicijixingta、miaoshitadejuede，congerzizhangduinidechengjian。yinci，weilegenghaodifangzhizheileiqingkuang，zaiherenrenjijiaowangshi，tebieshizaijiushiniderenjijiaowangmubiaojinqihenyoukenengbingbushunlideqingkuangxia，yidingyaomingbaijihui，qiebukezaishiyizheyanqiandashuochunfengdeyidehua，tashiyurenxiangchuzhongzuibixuliuyidejihuizhiyi。

 qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？hekuang，zaixianshishenghuozhong，zheixiezhenzhenzhengzhengyoucaikeyideren，tongchangquanshibuxiexianbaizishendechusede，zheixiezhenzhenzhengzhengyouxiuderen，zedouxiguanjiangbuzhangyangkaizhanjiujing。fanguolai，zheixieyuefaxiaixianbaideren，shishishangxinlijiuyuefaqueshaozixin，yinertamenzhiyougenjubuduanxiyinzhutarendeguanxinlaidadaozishendeaimuxurong。

 zaishehuifazhanshanghun，jiuzaisuonanmianyouzhaorenbanshideqingkuangxia，kezenmeqiu，caikeyilingrenganxinqingyuandixiezhuni，tashiyimenfeichangdadedaxuewen。

 gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihuayounaxie？jiranshizhaorenbanshi，neimazuixianzishijiudefangdui，tebieshizaibukeyizhuyaobiaoxianchuyiqiedeqiangpohuominglingxing。guidingren，jiudaibiaozhewomendoushilieshideyifang，shiyingdangfangkuanrongdadudeyifang，jiaruyizhiduanzhetiejiazi，neimazaisuonanmianranglingyifangzaochengpaichixinlizhuangtai，naizhibenlainenggouxiashouxiangbang，yehuiyouyuneixindeneiyidianernanshouertiaoxuanhuijue。