高情商的幽默对话，情商高的撩妹聊天记录

 yaoxiangyouzhexingfudeganqingshenghuo，henvshengqingshanggaodeyoumoduihuashipaoniugengweiguanjiandejieduan。zaiqizhonghuipengdaogezhonggeyangxianliaonanti，quebuqingchuruheqingqingsongsongjiejue，jianxinnanhaizidoushiyouganshou。xuduoxiongdiyexiangdedaogaoqingshangdepaoniuweixinliaotianjiluqucanzhao，bianyushizishengengkuaifazhan，henvshengshunlishengjiguanlian。gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihua，yiwaijingxideshi，woyijingbayixieyoumoduihuashulile，zaipaoniurichangxianliaozhongnenggouqingqingsongsongyingyong，jizhongtixianqingshanggao，nvhaiduinidehaoganduzengzhang。qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？haole，xiamianjulishuoming，qidaikeyitigaonidexianliaogongzuonengli。

1，nan：gangjiandaoyigenanhai，chadianerjiuhetagaojile

女：了不起，我的哥

nan：tashuaideyaowohenzhangshijianbunengwanghuai，dajiaduiwangdeqingkuangxiawoganjueshijiandoujingzhibudongle

女：之后呢？

nan：suihouwofangxialeyushijingzi，zaicishenshiziji

女：嘿嘿

jiangjie：zhanxianyoumogaoxiao，jiaruzijiyebushandaiziji，duizishenmeiyouzixinxin，ruhequxiyinzhuxiaidenvhaini?

2、女：你在哪里？

nan：nimoxiazishendezuocexiongfu，woyezainixinli。

jiangjie：tashiwaiqutiaodou，jinjijiusuanshilejie，haiyaomingqueshizaizheiyinvhaibuyanfandeqiantitiaojianxia。

3、女：你妹！

nan：，lunbeifenwoyingle。

 gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihua，jiangjie：zishen“nimei”bianshiyijuwuyiyidehua，henvshengtiaodouhou，tabuyuanrangzishenkanqilaitaisuiyi，yincibujiezheiyihuatitaolun。womenkeyizaiciyongneiyangdehuashutucaoyixia，lailajinbicizhijianguanlian，shundaichixuhuatitaolun。

4、女：哼

男：仔猪才哼哼唧唧

jiangjie：yiyangshidiaokandehuashu，tucaodeyucitongshichixuhuatitaolun。

5、女：欠打啊你?

nan：nizhunbeihewoyichangroubozhanme？

 jiangjie：tamenxianzhubianshiyijulazhangguanliandexingxiyinanshizhe。yaoxiangzuodaoaimeiguanxihuanjie，yongneiyangdehuiyinghenheli。qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？

6、女：没空

nan：bienao，taoqianniyaoyongcankaifangjianjiudayipao，youdianergui。

 jiangjie：dajihewaiqudeyiyushuangguan，yizhongjiangjieshitabuzhide，lingyizhongjiangjieshianshizhebuzhichanshengyiciguanlian，jiukannvshengzenmelejiele。

7、nv：nishihuaidan，bulini

nan：benlailejiewoshihuairen，juranhaiganbuliwo，nihuonilema?

jiangjie：yunyongjiaosebanyanyouxihemeizhihudongjiaoliu，rangnvhaiganjuenizheigerenyoupinwei，huiduinideyinxiangdadajiafen。

8、男：问你个问题

女：嗯

nan：jiarunimeiyoujiaodehua，niyaoshifouhuichuanxie

nv：burongyia，meiyoujiaoruhechuanxiezia

男：那么你还穿胸罩

jiangjie：weiheyaochuanni？chenjizhuanzhedianhuatitaolun，jinyibuxinong。wokenengnvhaihuizounide，dangxinyingyong！

 9、nv：nizenmeneimexiaojiaziqi，nan：nizenmegaobudongni？woneimejieyuehaibuquanshiweilegenghaodidajianengyouyigexingfudeweilai。

jiangjie：huoshiwaiqu，poyinvhaiduinidedaji，jiejuenankan，chenjilajinguanlian。

10、nan：wojuederenkezhunle。nv：shibushi?neimenikankanwoshishenmeyangderen。nan：nishiwoaideren。

jiangjie：yidingyaozaiaiweiqideqingkuangxiacaikeyiyong，tizaoyongdehuahuibaoluduinvhaidexuqiugan。

11、nan：jiaonizenmekaixinkuailedeguomeiyitian。nv：ruhe？nan：zuixianmubiaodejiushiwo。

jiangjie：zheiyiyaoqiumeineimaqiang，guishuyuchenjilajia，henvshengfengqutiaodou。

12、nan：nitingjizhide，bianshiyouyigequexian。nv：naxiequexian?nan：quegewo。

jiangjie：zaochengnvhaihaoqixinsuihoukaizhantiaodou，zhiyouzainuanmeiqiyingyong。

13，nv：nixiangbuxiangwo?nan：niqidaigujinime?qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？

 jiangjie：nvhaidezheigewentixianzhushigezhaoshu，jiarunizhenglianhuiyingxiang，zhuhenile。niqudechenggongdejinrulenvhaidejiagoubaoqilexuqiugan。fanwendaoba，neiyangdehuiyingnenggoushinifangzhinankan。

14，nv：shiwonanyoule。nan：woyouburongyiyuniqiangnanpengyou。

 jiangjie：waiqujiejuenvhaidejiance，yousheizhidaozheiyinanyoucunbuhuiyouni。zhibudingbianshitaxiangbiaoshuzishenbingbushiyigesuiyideren，yongyuchousainidetuoci，qianwanbieyouyuzheiyiyuanyinerweishouweijiao，nvhaihuiganjueniduitabingbingbushiyongxinde。

15，nv：nineimeqiong，gouzizhizhuiwome？nan：yinci.woyaonuligongzuo，neiyangcaiyouzizhiqupiaoa。

 gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihua，jiangjie：pengdaojiqibaijinnvdeqingkuangxiayong，tamenshashanglijiaoweida，feichangrongyizaochengfumianxinxishijixiaoguo。jiarupengdaoneileibulimaosuyangchadenvhai，jianjueyongzheijuhuahaijiba。