哄女朋友的一些小故事 给女朋友套路情话

 qinglvzhijianyizhihuichanshengxuduotianmeideshier，liruyiqichifan、yiqilvxing、yiqidanao，tingqilaizhenshibukeyizaixingfule。danshiyouyixieshifenchongninvpengyoudetiexindenanyou，zongshihuizailinshuiqianjiangyixiehongnvpengyourushuidexiaogushide。shijishang，linshuiqiandexiaogushishiyouhenduodetiaoxuande，nenggoushilanmanyixiede，haikeyishifengqudexiaogushi。nenggouyijunvshengzishendeaihaoqutiaoxuanyixieheshidexiaogushi。shijishanglinshuiqiandexiaogushihuirangdajiazhongjiandeganqinggengweiwennuan，nanyoujinvpengyoujiangshuiqiangushibudannenggoushinvpengyouyouyigegaopinzhideshuimianzhiliang，bingqiehainengjiazhongdajiazhongjiandeganqinghudongjiaoliu。nanhaierqianwanbiejuedezheileigerenxingweihenyumei，lizainvshengdeshijiaoeryan，yigezhenzhenzhengzhengdabiaodenanpengyoubudanyingdangjinyouyishuanghoudaowennuandeshouzhang、yigekeguanxingdexinshui，haixuyaoyouyigeshandaiziji、xiangyaoguanaizishendexin。taolunvpengyounuanxindeduanziyoushenme？zheixiejinvpengyoutaoluqinghuaganjinshouzang，xiacitaolunvpengyoudeyoumowentijiunengpaishangyongchang。

一、哄女朋友的一些小故事

 1、mouyitian，yiweitianshizhigandaozheishijie，weilegenghaodichulitadewuqu。taduiyigenvhaishuo：wonengwanchengnidexinyuan，keshizhiyouyige，qiancai、zhipeiquan、ganqing、rongmao。nvshenghenyongxindesisuo，tianshizhiyouyixiedanqie。youyutadanxinnvshengshuoyixietazuobudaodeshier。jiandandianlaishuo，tayaoxiangnvshenggaoqingchutianshizhishiduomedeqiangjing。taqidainvshengnenggouqinpei、ganxieta。“wojuedezaimeitianwanshangrumianqiandounengtingjiannidewananhaomeng。”

 2、youyitian，yizhirubaisexiaobaitugandaoshangdian，wenlaoban：“laoban，maihongluobuma?”laobanyaolebaitou：“bumai。”tingjianhou，baituzipaole。diertian，baitugandaoshangdian，wen：“laoban，maihongluobuma?”laobanqinaodiyaolebaitou：“bumai。”tingjiantahou，baituzipaole。disantian，rubaisexiaobaitugandaoshangdian，xunwendao：“laoban，maihongluobuma?”zhurenjianaonudihandao：“bumaibumai，zaiwenjiuyongjianzuiqianbachunideya!”disitian，baituzifanhuishangdian，xunwendao：“laoban，ninyoujianzuiqianma?”laobanshuo“meiyou”baituziwen：“youhongluobuma?”xunsujiuyiwangyizhou。yizhixiaoheitugandaoshangdian，wenlaoban：“laoban，maihongluobuma?”laobanqinaodiyaolebaitou：“bumai。”tingjiantahou，xiaoheitupaokaiguo。diertian，heituzigandaoshangdian，wen：“laoban，maihongluobuma?”laobanshifenfahuo：“bumai!zaiwenjiubachunideya!”heitutaozoule。disantian，heituzifanhuishangdian，xunwendao：“laoban，ninyoujianzuiqianma?”laobanqinaodishuo：“meiyou。”xiaoheituwen：“youhongluobuma?”laobanshengqile。bawozhuheisetuzi，quxiayibadachuizi，zasuilehuiheisetuzideyachi。disitian，heituzifanhuishangdian，yaozibuqingdixunwendao：“laoban，hongluobuzhimaima?”

二、一问一答的套路情话

“yigepentishiwozaixiangni。”

“neima，lianggepentijiushinizaimawolou?”

“是估计你2次。”

hongnvpengyourushuidexiaogushi，yiwenyidadetaoluqinghua

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