土味情话大全

 qixiqingrenjiemashangjiuyaodaole，zaiqidainanpengyousongjizijiliwudeshihou，biewangjijinanpengyouzhunbeiyigetianmizhenchengdegaobai。kuailaixueyixietuweiqinghuaba。zheilihaiyoutuwei liaomeiqinghua ，youxiangfadenanshengqianwanbiecuoguola!

一、土味情话大全

 ruguonishangwang，jiuhuifaxianzheiyangdoujiling、xianglengxiaohuayiyangdeqinghuaduibaishubushengshu，tamenbeiwangyoumenchengwei“tuweiqinghua”——tamenchuxianyushangshijimobenshijichudeqingshufanwen、ouxiangjudengzuopinlimian，yiduyijingxiaoshi，weishenmezuijinturanyouhuoqilaileni?bingyuweinixixishuolai。

 linfengshouwangsanqiannian， woshichenmodecangtian。 kanniliulian， chuansuozaiwuludeshijian。 nikeyiwanglenidechuxin， wobunengbuxinshouwodeaiqing 。woyufengerlai ，jiniyishengyingyun。 guangdaruwo ，kenjiangquanbudenianhua ，huazuowubiandedengdai 。zuopanzuoshi ，sishisimeng。

 tuweiqinghuadaquan:qinghuabianchengleyigunitufenfangde“tuweiqinghua”，liaomeihaimeiyoufuzhuxingdong，zijijiuchenzuizaizheiqinghuazhongwufaziba。

 zheizhong“tuweiliaomei”jingchangchuxianzaiweibo、douyindenggedayulepingtai。shihenduorenxianrudao"tuweiqinghua“liwufaziba。yidanzhongdu，yejiuwukejiuyaole!

 yiduanduantuweigaobai，weilisihaobuyayu“diancimaichongwuqi!”tuweidegaobaibitangtian，beiliaoderenhuibuzijuequanshenqijipigeda。

二、土味撩妹情话

01

nizhidaowoweishenmeganmaolema?

是因为着凉了吗?

bu，shiyinweiwoduiniwanquanmeiyoudikangli。

02

yujiannizhihoujiujuederenshengkuduana。

为什么?

因为甜的部分很长。