情话多说一点 离婚前规则经典台词大回顾

 aiqinghuayuyounaxie?zenmerangqinghuaduoshuoyidian?huainianguoqudejuziyounaxie?《lihunqianguize》shiyibudianxingxingdejiatingju，jiatingjuzuibuqueshaodebianshigaoxiaoduanzi。shulileyixielihunqianguizejingdianhuayu，yiqilaiqiaoqiaoba!

1.niyouxieshi，bingbushiwoyebuzhidaojinjinwobuxiangshuo。wulunshashi，yaoshiwomeijiandao，wohaibugennijinjinjijiao。

2.wanhun，zhibixuliangzhongwupin，yi、shenfenzhengjian，er、hukoubu。

3.nanrenshinvxingdediyigexiaohai。

 4.nigenvxing，guanhaonizijijiukeyile!tarennvyougaoaipangshou，naxiexingziguan!tarenliangguoshenmeriziyunihegan!gentashuodaotanvyoubutaihao，nixuyaolaitia!tileyeshiceshi!

5.sangshitahuozhuhequshilemeiyoushenmechabie，wodoubibushangqushileni。

6.zheirichangshenghuohaizhenbingbushiqukanshujiunenggaoqingchude，deyongxinquganshou，xixidiganshou。

7.“jiangjiu”haociya，lai，weijiangjiuganyibei。

8.qianshihuaidan，zanhualezaizhuan。

 9.nvxingpingchangdoudunangzheyaorenrenpingdeng，yidaoyaofenshoujiutongtongchenglaoruobingcanle。wojuedehaijianzhizheiyili。keshiyebukeyiyiganzidafanquanbunvxing，haipaqunchao，fenbieduihaoba。

 10.zaibierenyanli，womenyaoshenmeyoushenme，danshishishangjinyouwomenzijilejie。duia，hunyinshenghuojiuhaoxiangxuezi，hebufuhejiao、shunanshoujinyouzishenlejie。

11.hunyinshenghuoguangyouzhenzhengdeaiqingbukeyiweichide，yeyaoyouchongzudexinlaihelejie。

 12.zheigerenqinshenjingliyixieshierzhihou，tazongshihuigenggaideya。zhaoyatong：ganshafeideqinshenjinglishini，jinglileshizaigenggai，shihuisangshihenduodongxide。

13.niyitiandaowanmeishiergenwoshuoyouduoaini，woyouduoaini，yaowozhengshijinimen。wozenmezhengshijinimen?

14.nijuedewomensanwanhun，sheibingbushiqinglvya，sheibingbushishanhunya!

 15.nikeyiqianwanbiexiaoqiaojiangjiuzheiliangzi，wobabawomama、nibatama、tabataniang，bianshiyikaozheijiangjiuliangzi，huolebanbeizi。

 16.hunyinshenghuomeiyouneimeduoyouyiyideshi，womenshijidian，richangshenghuoyeyouchaimiyouyanjiangcuchani!zannengmeiribiekaolanmanhuozhuma?

17.guoshenghuobianshijiangjiu，couzaiyiqirichangshenghuo。

 18.damingchao，wojuedenijintianruhecongyigandaorujin，yizhiquanshijiansuankebo，suanbuliudiudeya!shifouzaijialigongyingshuangjiegunle?

19.jiarumeiyouaiqing，zaihaoderichangshenghuoyinweiwobubi。

20.womenliangdoubingbushisuiyideren，zenmedaoyikuaijiusuiyileni?

21.baoyixia，qinyixia，bianshiyingyingqinger，biewangneixinqu。

 22.zhenbang，wenhaonikanyixia。wobukanzheiyoushenmehaode。yizhangpanjue，shenmeajiupanjue。youqituxingdepanjue，neigenvrenneizhangnijianyuzhangcongyezigezheng。

23.zheiqiannabianshinanshengdedanliang，nvxingdeqingmian。nvxingmeiyouqian，quandoubuhaipagan;nanrenmeiqian，quandouhaipagan。

24.yibeizineimazhang，sheiburongyiyudaohaoduogezhananni，buqinshenjinglizhanan，weishenmehuibianchenghaizitama。

 25.zheiniandaixiangzhaogekekaodenanshengneimejiuneimenana，youshizaixiang，nixiaiyigenanrenhaibibushangquxiaiyixiexiaomaoxiaogouni，xiaomaoxiaogoutazuishaoburongyixiannifan，tazuishaoburongyiduozheni，nijitashiduoshaoai，tajiushouyirangnishiduoshaoai。

26.zheinanshengyoubenshini，nvxingzaitayanzhongjiuyoudianeryaojinle。zenmerangqinghuaduoshuoyidian?aiqinghuayuyounaxie?

27.ninxingfukuailedeguifan，bianshihuaqianlaikaoliangde。

 28.qingmianyuzhangfuhuoxifubi，nayigeguanjian?daolidoudong，danxianshishenghuozhongdedajiahaoxiangdouyuwangtiaoxuanqingmianguanjian，bubiyouyuqingmianerbazijidexingfukuaileshiqu，buzhidangde。

29.danshenzu，danshennannvdaoshidanshennannv，danshimeijiannihuangshiqunali!

30.taiyangcanlanderizili，chukaikanni，wodounengzuoxieshenme?

31.nizennengshishaonvzuoni?woxiangzaozhiyunishuiyiwanjiudewanhun，kansiwohaibugan。

 32.rujinzheigaoduixianga，nayigebuqiugejingjishilia，youyouganqing，youyoujingjishili，ziranshile。keshiganqingyaogenjingjishilifashengzhengzhi，jingjishilizhanshangfeng。pinjianfuqi，baishikelekebei，zuizhongweiqiandajiadouou，dajiujing。

33.rujindehunyinshenghuodoudechuangjianzaihuaxuewuzhidejibenshang，meiyouhuaxuewuzhidehunyinshenghuo，yituijiudao。

34.zheiniandaiyushanggediyicibizhongdajiangtiandaleipidounan。

 huiwanglezheizhonglihunqianguizejingdianhuayu，youmuyoujinixiangqilenisuokanledezheiyibudianshilianxujuni?youshijiandehua，hebuzaidukanyibiane!huainianguoqudejuziyounaxie?