幽默段子：我到底做错了什么

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一、是不是我做错了什么

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二、我到底做错了什么的幽默段子

 1、diaosichushiyige，nvyoushencaibucuodanzhangxiangyiban，yinweixianqixianwogongzishaoerlikailewo，jigeyuehouyouhuilaizhaowo，yinciwomenyouzaiyiqile。zhihouwoyejiabeideduitahao，meitianbulunxiabanduowanhuidoujitazuohaochide，jiuzheiyangjianchilebannianba，taxianzaiyijing200duojinle，woxiangwokeyixiaoshile。

 2、jintiannvshendadianhuajiwoshuo：“womenzaiyiqiba。”zhengzaibanzhuandebendiaoxichuwangwaidetongshiyehenshiyihuo：“weishenmeyaoxuanzewo，juwosuozhibushiyougetuhaoyizhizaizhuinime？” nvshen xiaozheshuo：“hehe，wohetazhishiputongpengyoueryi。”“keshiwomeiqianzhangdeyou...”“tingshuo，nixihuanhaizi...”

 3、tianqizheimere，niqubashanzinadaoketingjinibabaheneixiekerenmen”“najiba？”“yi，nizheisiyatou！bunajiubunabei！zhaosiaganmashuozanghua！”

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