幽默段子：我到底做错了什么

 shifouwo fancuo lenaxie，wojiujingzuobuduinaxie，shifoushuozheshuozhehuoshitingzhetingzhejiubeiraoyunle，xinqingyayi，gongzuozhongjiaolvbuan，youshihoufangsongyixia，tingshougehuoshikanyixieyoumoduanzidoushifeichanghaode，jinrihuazhenwangbianjiushishuolaijidahuoergongxiangyishougejiqiyixieyoumoduanzide。

一、是否我做错了什么

 tashiyizuqinggewangziwangzhanglidediwushoudanduciqu、gaishougeyibiaoming qinglv jiandeganqingbianzouweizhutifengge，yongyisheng“shifouwozuocuoleshenme”，shenrulechengqianshangwanrendexinxianbingjiyulegengweiwenroudefuwei，bingqiezheigedoushitazicongyeyinlewenyichuangzuoshiyihouchucichangshixingzhuanzhediandeyigezhuanwandian，congjiqingfensideyijianfankuizhuangkuangeryantashiyinzhengtazaizaoxingyishulumianshangdejinyibuchengcaideyishouge。

二、我究竟做不对哪些的幽默段子

 1、diaosizhuchuyige，nvpengyoushenxingfeichanghaodanxiangmaoyiban，youyukanbushangxianwoxinshuishaoerzoulewo，haoduogeyuehouyouhuijiayaowo，yinerrenmenyouzaiyiqile。yihouyinweiwofanbeideduitahao，meiriwulunxiabanleduowanhuijiemudoujitazuomeiweide，jiushizheiyangjianchibuxieledabannianba，tarujinzaoyi200jinzhongle，wojuedewonengxiaotuile。

 2、jinrinvshendadianhuashuo：“renmenzaiyiqiba。”yijingdnfbanzhuandebendiaolebukezhidelingwaiyehenshiyilv：“xubuxuyaotiaoxuanwo，juwosuozhibingbushiyouyigefuhaoyizhizaizhuinime？” nvshen xiaozheshuo：“hehehe，woliangjinjinlanyanzhijibale。”“danshiwomeiyouqianzhangdeyou...”“jushuo，zuixihuanxiaohai...”

 3、zheimeredetian，nilaibazheshandedaodaketingrangnibabahezheixiegukemen”“naliangba？”“yi，nizheichouyatou！bunayebunabei！zhaosiaganshenmeshuocuhua！”

 yishengshifouwozuocuoleshenmezairenmenxinlikourenxinxian，jiyulerenmenyouyugongzuozhong，youyuyishizhuxingershouqideyigefuwei，eryigegeguanyuwojiujingzuobuduinaxiedeyoumoduanzi，womenyiqiyiwanglegongzuozhongdegongzuoyali，yishizhuxingdekunao。shide，gongzuozhongxianxiarenmenyebixufangsong。