zhenduishangbanzueryan,yougeshierhaowuyiwendouzuoguo,neibianshiwandao,jiarushuonishangbanqineimeiyouchituodao,neiqingnaxiahuazhenxiaobiandexiguanjie。
youguanshangbanzushangbanchidao,xiabianzheizhongnihaowuyiwenzhongguoqiang。
一、上班迟到的搞怪基本定律
1、yeshenghuowenhuataifengfuduocai
zheiyidianertebieshizaifanyingzainianqingrenshangbanzushoushang,xuduorendejidongzhouqishijiandoushiyiyeli10dianzhihougangkaishide,10dianzhiqianmeijingdacai,10dianzhihougangkaishijingcaideyeshenghuowenhua,haiwanyihoudezuihoujieguojiushishuogetianzhanbuqilaishangbange。
2、不舍得睡
youguanzheiyidianerhuazhenxiaobianzhiqiantingjianguoyiduanhua,meiwanniwangwangtangzaichuangshangtangzhewanshoujibushui,wojuedejiushinibushedewanbijinrideyouxianshenghuo,youyuruguorushui,jiudaibiaoxinglaishiyouyaogangkaishimangliudeyitianle。
3、再眯三分钟
zheiyidianerhuazhenxiaobianzhongdanzhongdebuyaode,xiaobiandenaozhongmeirizaochenjunzhiyaoxiangduocizuoyou,meiyicixiangdouanyixiaxiayanchishijian,suihoudianjizhezaishuishiduofenzhong,yincishangbanchidaodebuxingjiuneimechanshengle。
4、争分夺秒
shenme?shidianshangban?neiganshang8dian59fen59miaoyiwangsuanshizuijizhide,zheijiushishuobailedecaidianzu,changchangyijingquecaidiandeyiwangxing。keshi,suyushuodehao,gantongshenshou,naliyoubushixie,shiba。
5、拖延症患者
chuangeyifukuzi10fenzhong,jiemianshuanya20fenzhong,huagezhuangyeyaobangexiaoshi,zhengliwupinyouyao20fenzhong。zongsuanaochengzhineng5fenzhongle,gankuaichong,de,shangbanchidaole。
6、觉得闹钟没响过
zaochenxinglaishi,naguobiaokanle,maya,shangbanchidaole!danshinaozhongweihemeixiangni?huoxu,naozhongyoujianghuiqueshimeixiang,danshigengyoujianghui,shiniyizhizaishuijueshibanaozhonganle。
7、坐误车了
hulihutudedunzhegongjiaoche,naoqiaolibiandejiemianhuanshizaibofayelizuodemengdexupian,1geyibuxiaoxin,gonggongqichezuowuchele,zuihoudejieguojiushishuowandaohaowuyiwen。
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