上班迟到的魔性定律，你肯定中枪了

 zhenduishangbanzueryan，yougeshierhaowuyiwendouzuoguo，neibianshiwandao，jiarushuonishangbanqineimeiyouchituodao，neiqingnaxiahuazhenxiaobiandexiguanjie。

youguanshangbanzushangbanchidao，xiabianzheizhongnihaowuyiwenzhongguoqiang。

一、上班迟到的搞怪基本定律

1、yeshenghuowenhuataifengfuduocai

 zheiyidianertebieshizaifanyingzainianqingrenshangbanzushoushang，xuduorendejidongzhouqishijiandoushiyiyeli10dianzhihougangkaishide，10dianzhiqianmeijingdacai，10dianzhihougangkaishijingcaideyeshenghuowenhua，haiwanyihoudezuihoujieguojiushishuogetianzhanbuqilaishangbange。

2、不舍得睡

 youguanzheiyidianerhuazhenxiaobianzhiqiantingjianguoyiduanhua，meiwanniwangwangtangzaichuangshangtangzhewanshoujibushui，wojuedejiushinibushedewanbijinrideyouxianshenghuo，youyuruguorushui，jiudaibiaoxinglaishiyouyaogangkaishimangliudeyitianle。

3、再眯三分钟

 zheiyidianerhuazhenxiaobianzhongdanzhongdebuyaode，xiaobiandenaozhongmeirizaochenjunzhiyaoxiangduocizuoyou，meiyicixiangdouanyixiaxiayanchishijian，suihoudianjizhezaishuishiduofenzhong，yincishangbanchidaodebuxingjiuneimechanshengle。

4、争分夺秒

 shenme？shidianshangban？neiganshang8dian59fen59miaoyiwangsuanshizuijizhide，zheijiushishuobailedecaidianzu，changchangyijingquecaidiandeyiwangxing。keshi，suyushuodehao，gantongshenshou，naliyoubushixie，shiba。

5、拖延症患者

 chuangeyifukuzi10fenzhong，jiemianshuanya20fenzhong，huagezhuangyeyaobangexiaoshi，zhengliwupinyouyao20fenzhong。zongsuanaochengzhineng5fenzhongle，gankuaichong，de，shangbanchidaole。

6、觉得闹钟没响过

 zaochenxinglaishi，naguobiaokanle，maya，shangbanchidaole！danshinaozhongweihemeixiangni？huoxu，naozhongyoujianghuiqueshimeixiang，danshigengyoujianghui，shiniyizhizaishuijueshibanaozhonganle。

7、坐误车了

 hulihutudedunzhegongjiaoche，naoqiaolibiandejiemianhuanshizaibofayelizuodemengdexupian，1geyibuxiaoxin，gonggongqichezuowuchele，zuihoudejieguojiushishuowandaohaowuyiwen。