表白时女生说你有病吗怎么回答?追女孩子要天天联系吗?

 zhuinvhaizisongshenmeliwuhao?youyixienanhaizizaigaobaideqingkuangxia，henyoukenenghuibeixiaidenvhaizishuodebing，zhuinvhaiziyaotiantianlianxima?zheigeshihounanhaizijiarubuyuanguanlianweilaifazhandetaigangadehua，huiyingdebiaodafangshijiushifenguanjianle，zhuinvhaiziyaoyongshenmetaolu?xiabianjigeweijiyuyixiejiejuenankandefengquhuiyingfangshiba。

1、转移话题

 zhuinvhaiziyaoyongshenmetaolu?wulunyinweishishenmeyuanyin，nvhaijujuelenidegaobai，yidingbubichanzhenvhaiwenweihe，yaoburannihuodedehuoshihuijue，lianbumeiyoulianmianbuyongshuo，hetayihoudejiaowangyehuitebiejiannan，bibushanglijizhuanyihuati，jiufangfoganggangdeshierbingmeiyouchanshengyiyang，genjuzaicidakaihuatitaolun，niuqubiaobaibeijudenankanjushi。

nan：“woainihewozaiyiqiba。”

女：“你有病啊。”

nan：“heihei，woxiangnijiuhuineimeshuo，einizuoriqunaliwanle?”

2、直面问题，欲擒故纵

 zhuinvhaiziyaotiantianlianxima?jirannvhaijujuelenidegaobai，shizhibianshiniduitadeyouhuolihaibugou，zhuinvhaiziyaoyongshenmetaolu?douhaimeididanimenguanlianshangshengdenagedian，neimejiuxianchehuilaiyibu，bubidanxintadehuijue，kaolvyixialingyifangdexintai，tishengnimenzhongjianyouxiaogoutongdepinzhi，zaicichuangjianqiduinvxingdeyouhuoli。

nan：“woainixujiule，womenzaiyiqichuduixianghaome?”

女：“你有病啊。”

nan：“yuanlainitaoyanneimezhijiedenanhaizi，worenweidajiahaixuyaozaicijiaduozhangwo。”

3、睁眼说瞎话

 biaobaibeijushihenchangguideyijianshi，zaicijiuchanbuqingzhinengkanqilainihenbuchengshu，jinvxingliuyouyigenanhaideyinxiang，gengweiduinitibuqilaixingquaihao。nvhairutongyimianjingzi，niyiyizhongzenyangdegongzuotaiduduita，tayehuiliulunaxiedeshenqing，yinciyaotixianchuyizhongbujijiaodeyushidexinlizhuangtai。

nan：“nijiushiwoxinzhongzhizhongdejipinnvshen，woshijishangfeichangxihuanni。”

女：“你有病吧。”

nan：“wowanxiaode，nizahaizhendeleni，kanzhenineisunchu【wuzhelian】。”

4、风趣回应

 gaobaiduinvhailaijiangshiyijianshifenyansurenzhendeshier，zaiyanjindeqifenziranhuanjingxia，nvhaiyejiuhuiyuelaiyueyibenzhengjing，dangbeinvhaihuijueshuodebingdeqingkuangxia，fenweizhinengxiandeyufanankan。erzhenzhenzhengzhengqingshanggaoxiyinzhunvhaizidenanhaizi，nenggoutanrandeyingduinvhaidehuijueheweinan，yongfengquqingqingsongsongjiejuenankangaliaodefenwei。

nan：“meiyicikanjiannizongshihuixintiaojiasu，qingtongyihewozaiyiqihaome?”

女：“你有病啊。”

 nan：“worenweiniyinggaibangwobahaomai，zhuinvhaizisongshenmeliwuhao?nashoulaimomowodexinlv，quedingyixiashibushidebing【kelianlian】。”