不要在微信聊上这样聊 如何跟妹子聊天

 tangruoshixihuanyigenvsheng，jiububidebadebadewennvshengdenianji，nvshengzhenduizishendenianjitongchangshixiangbaomixing，shibuyuanduihaibingbushiyouqizuishuxiderenshuochurukoude。yinci，tangruozaiweixinliaotiandeqingkuangxia，duixiaidenvshengshuo：“nibushi90houba？kanjianbingbuxiang。”zheiban，nijianzhiqingshangzhishangdiushi，naoqiaojinmianhule？nizennengneimeshuohuani？jiarutashijiulinghou，nideyisijianzhitahenxianlao？nirangnvshengruhekanninhaoni？taburongyifahuoma？shiyidingburongyigaoxingde。nihenyoukenengmeiyoushuotalaodeyisi，dantashiyidinghuiwujiede。yinci，nianjibuyaozaiweixinliaotiandeqingkuangxialiao，ninenghouhuimojide。ruhegenmeiziliaotian，hemoshengnvhailiaotiankaichangbaiyinggaishizaiyidianshuo。

你是啃老

 ruhegenmeiziliaotian，danfanyigeyoudianerzizunhejinquxindenvsheng，douburongyizaijialidaizhe，zuokenlao。yinci，tangruoshiganjuenixiaidenvshenglaodaizaijia，ninenghuangejiaofajiechuandiwenta，yebukeyizhijieledangdishuotashikenlao。niruoshirucishuota，tashiyidinghuiwujienikanbuqitade，shiyidinghuisipolianpide。yigenvshengruoshisipolianpishibifankaishuhaikuaide，shiburongyizairangniyiqiedejiyuzaibiaoshude，zheiban，nijianzhizitaomeiqu？zixunfannao？

你怎么加了这么多男的

 zuoweinanrenzaiganqinglibian，youdianerduzhanyuhezhangkongyu，shinenggoulejiede。danniyidingyaoyizhidezhu，bubiduinvshengzhijieledangdishuochulai。nvshengchuleyiwai，haihuijixuyoubiededeyixingshiyidingde。tangruoduiyucishidafufapiqi，congeryuyanshangkongzhibuzhu，niyejiuhuirangnvshengganjuenihenkongbu，yaoxiangganyutaderichangshenghuode。“nizenmejialezheimeduonansheng？”nijiangchuzheijuhua，shihuirangtaganjuenirenweitashiyigesuiyidenvxingde，shihuiganjuehenshouwurude。dangyigenvshengganjuezaoshouwurudeqingkuangxia，tabianhuiduiniheshangxinfeide。zheiban，nijianzhizuodale。

我与你弟兄如何了解的

 “woyunidixiongshizenmelejiede？”nidezheiyijuhua，jinguanpingpingchangchang，keshixixinpinbianhuiganjueninyoucaiyixiaidenvsheng，yeshiyoucaiyizishenxiongdideyisi。zheiban，nixiaidenvshenghuiyouyuniganyutadeyurenxiangchueryanfanni，nidecikexintiaopanbianyouyuniduitabuxinrenershengshuni。nishuangmianbushi，xiaidenvshengjiaruheimingdanni，nidedixiongyebulini，nihebini？yinci，weixinliaotianyaojinshen。

我追你是你的好运

 “wozhuinishinidehaoyun”tamenniyishuochurukou，bianhuirangxiaidenvshengganjuenihenpengzhang，nihenbudele，yibanrenpeibushangni。zheiban，dangrantabianhuilineimekuangwangzidadeniyuanyuandide。yinci，weixinliaotiandeqingkuangxia，jianghuayaobuzhangyangyixie，yaocuocitiqianzhunbeiyixie。buran，nishihuizizuozishoude。

倘若是能跟着就是你的福分

 hemoshengnvhailiaotiankaichangbaiyinggaishizaiyidianshuo，“tangruoshinenggenzhejiushinidefufen”niweixinliaotiandeqingkuangxia，hexinaidenvshengshuozheijuhua，zhiyourangtadichuni，niyoushenmeyangdebujiandandeni？haimeiyouzhuishangta，jiuneimeniuhonghong。shihuirangtaganjuenibukekao，congerbikainide。yinci，bubiguzhijijian，huirerentaoyande。