怎么幽默聊天？跟妹子聊天怎么找话题？和女孩子聊天幽默开头

 genmeizhixianliaozenmeliaomeizi？heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？eryanyidingyaomingbaizheizhong，jinyouneiyangcaikeyishiniqingqingsongsongdejiudahuadaolezishenxiaidemeizhi，zuoweinanhaiereryan，yidingyaoqujijideyunvshengdahua，jiaruniyizhiweiweisuosuodezuoweiyigedananhaizi，haiderangnvshengzhudonglaiyuenijianghua，dangrannideqingganzhituburongyichangshun，niyeburongyishunlidejiuzhuiqiuwanmeidaozishenxinzhongzhongdeneiyigenvhai，juedaduoshudenvhaizhenduiyoumofengqushizu，zhenduiyigejiaoweishenshidenanhaiertamenquanshimeiyoudikangnenglide。zenmeyoumoliaotian？

 suoyishuodajiabujinyaoxuehaozenyangyunvshengxianliao，haixuyaoxuehaozenyangzainvshengyanqianzhanshichuzishendefengcai，caikeyiqudechenggongdexiyinnvshengdemuguang，shitaduinizaochengxingquaihao，zhixutaduinizaochengxingquaihaodebianshiniqudechenggongdediyibu，neimaxiamianniyejiuyingdangyongzishendefengcailairangnvshengxiaixihuanni。

一、跟妹纸闲聊怎么撩妹子？

 1、buguannigenmeizhixianliaoliaodeshinaxiedehuatitaolun，douxuyaojinliangdebagerenyoudianchengxianchuqu，bubiyizhihendaishademeizhi，xunwenninaxienilaihuiyingnaxie，neiyangbianhuishitaganjuehenwuliao，suoyishuoyoumofengqushimeiyigenanshengdouyingdangjuyoude，buguanyiqienantinidounenggoupouxifengqudequyumeizhikaizhangoutongjiaoliu，guangpingzheiyidian，jiusuannikanqilaibingbushihenkushuai，yeyidinghuixiyinmeizhidemuguang。

 2、heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？jiarunijuedenishenpangdezheiyinvshengtashifendekailang，shifendeleguan，dangranneiyangdenvshengzhenduidujialvyouyeshijiaoweiyouxingquaihaode，womenkeyibahuatitaolunlieruzaizheigeshang，ninengjitamenjiangyixienilaiguoshenmedifang，jiqirangtashuodaoyixiajiaoweiyaoxiangqushenmedifang，jianxinneiyangdehuatizhenduinilaishuoshishanzhangde，zhenduinvshengeryanyeshijiaoweiyouxingqude，dangranyehuiyunigaotankuolun。

二、和女生闲聊风趣开始

 1、zaiganmaya？jinriwoxinturanzhandongdehenlihai，nishibushizaixiangwoa，fouzewoweishenmehuiyouneimemingxiandefanyingni？jiranninengyaowojidongbuyi，neimaniwubideduiyuwochengdanjiujing。heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？

 2、wozhengduimianneiyigetaorenxihuandenvhai，nizaiganmani？xiangxinnihewoyiyangzaifakuangyiyangxiangzheniba，youyudajialiangrendechouxiangxingyeshiyizhide，fouzeruheninengxihuanwo，wonengduiniyouganjueni？

 3、wei，nvhai，nishiwoxinzhongyishengzuiaideren，nishiwoxinzhongyizhichaosimuxiangdenvhai，neixinmianyizhiwoxianggaosunidezheiliangsanju，heihei，xiangbudaoyinweiwohuigennishuoyixieqinghuaba。

 zenmeyoumoliaotian？zhenduizishenshenaideneiren，dajiayidingyaomingbaiquyutashuodaoyixienuanxinqinghua，shitaganshoudaozheifenai，shitaganshoudaonishizhenxinshiyide，zhenxinshiyideyaoxiangyutajianchixiaqu，jinyouneiyangcaikeyirangliangrendeqinggangengweidelaogu。

 genmeizhixianliaozenmeliaomeizi？zuoweiyigenanshengeryanshiyidingyaobawode，ruguonishiyigechenmoguayan，bingqieshiyigezaiyingduinvshengdeqingkuangxiahuishifoulianfahongdenanhaier，neimanideqingganzhituyidinghuihenjianxinde，youyunijinguankanqilaijiaoweikushuai，keshizaiyunvshengxianliaozheixiefangmianjiaoweideruo，zheiyidianzhenduiqingganeryanyeshiyoubierbulaode。

 zenmeyoumoliaotian？suoyishuodajiabujinrangzishendebiaomiankeyixiyinnvshengdemuguang，haiyaorangbenshendefengcaiyouyidingdetisheng，zaiyunvshengxianliaodeqingkuangxiayidingyaolaolaodidebawozhunvshengxihuanshenmehuatitaolun，nvshengyaoxiangzhangwonaxiehuatitaolun，jiaruzaizheiyidianxihuannihenshanzhang，yidinghuirangnixiaidenvshengxunsudeyeaishangleni，xunsudeyehuizijintourudaodajiadezheiyiduanqingganzhong。