怎么幽默聊天，如何制造幽默聊天呢？学会这三个技巧

 yixingpengyouzhongjiandexianliaoshihaoganduzaochengdejiben，dajiazhongjianxianliaodekaixinshifounengjuecexiayicishibushihainengzaicixianliao，bicizhijianshibushinengxiaishanghelingyifangxianliaodejuede。yaoxiangrangyixingpengyouzhongjiandexianliaogengweiqingqingsongsong，zuizhongyaodebianshixuehuifangxiazishendefudan，yizuipingpingdandandefangfahenvhailiaotian，rangnvhaiburongyiganjueyouyiqiewuligan。heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？cizhi，dajiadouxiaifengqudeliaotianhuati，rujindenanhaiziliaodaolaitianshecanlianhua，yizhinengjiangnvhaidoudekaihuaidaxiao，jibianyuyanbiaodashangbiaoshudebingbushihenfengqu，danzaijiashangbiaoqingtudechentuo，yizhinengjiangdajiazhongjiandexianliaonenggougenghaodikaizhanxialai。zenmeyoumoliaotian？

 bushanyancidenanhaiziyizhizhishangjiuduinvhaichaxunhukou，yibenzhengjingdehuhuanjichuxinxi，yihoujiubuqingchugaizenyangyingduinvhai，gaizenyanghenvshengliaoxialaile。neiyangdechupengduidajiazhongjianyidianxiezhuyemeiyou，danchunxingdemingchengnengganshenmeni？jinri。wojiueryanshuonanhaizizaihexiaidenvshengliaotianshizenyangshengchanzhizaofengqu，xuehaozhei3gexiaoqiaomen，yidingnengrangxiaidenvhaimishangyunixianliao。

1.有意歪曲女孩的语言

 heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？zaizheierwaiqunvhaiyanyudeyisibingbushirangnanhaiziyouyizhaochaer，renaonvhai，zhishizaihenvhailiaotiandequanguochengzhong，zhaoxunnvhaiyujuzhongdeguanjianzi，zhaoxunnvhaidehexinyishi，congzheiyifangmianlaiwaiqunvhai，bianbonvhaideyuju，youyibuanyiqiezhengchangdezhaoshudapai，jinvhaichanshengyizhongchuhuyiliaodefengqushijixiaoguo。liru，nvshengshuo：“bicizhijianhaibulejieba。”nanhaizikeyishuo：“duiya，henshujiubuhaochile，jiuxihuanchinende。”zheigeshihou，nanhaizizaizaijiashangyizhanglaoniunencaodebiaoqingtu，yidingnengrangshoujishangzhengduimiandenvhaiweixiaochun。keshinanhaiziyaojilao，neiyangdewaiqubunengsuichuyingyong，jiaruyingyongdeduolenvhaihuiganjuenizongshihezishenduizhegan，xiaishangdegailvhuidafudujiangdi。

2.发散思维

 zenmeyoumoliaotian？lirunvhaigennishuoleyijuyiqiezhengchangdeyuju，ninaozhonglinshigaobudonghaodehuiying，jiukeyiyongfasansiweilaisisuo，shengchanzhizaozhuanrangnvhaichuhuyiliaodechajushijixiaoguo，jinerchanshengfengqudexianliaoshijixiaoguo。liru，heganglejiedenvshengliaotianshi，lingyifangshuoyiju“ninhao”，nijiarujinjindanchunxingdehuiyingyiju“ninhao”，neidajiadexianliaojiunanyikaizhanxialaile，zheigeshihounanhaizijiukeyifasansiwei，yiyizhongfengqudexintaihuiyingnvhai，nanhaizinenggouwanxiaohuasideshuo：“aiyo，bieneimexuanbu，zhengdegenxiangqinyuehuiyiyang，qingqingsongsongdian。”nanhaizineiyangyishuo，nvhaidangranbianhuishifangyalizishen，yehuibeinidefengquxiyinzhu。heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？

3.有意浮夸地表述

 ruguonihenvshengdexianliaoshifenpingpingdandandeqingkuangxia，huoshipengdaonvhaiweinandenantideqingkuangxia，jiukeyiyongyixiangtiankaidexiangxiangyouyifukua，jiangpingpingdandandexianliaoyuelaiyueyouquweixingqilai，jinerzuodaofengqurangnvhaigaoxingdeshijixiaoguo。liru，nvshengshuo：“nineimehuijianghua，meizhiyidingxuduoba。”nanhaizizheigeshihouzhijieshuomeiyou，jiuniyige，zongshihuirangnvhaiganjuebuzhijianxin，danjiaruniyongfukuadeyuqishuo：“zheinidoulejie，laikanwohougongjialisanqiandeshierzangbuzhule。”zheiyangyilai，jiuzaizheileifengqudefenweixia，nvhaiyebuhuitaiduodequwen。

 zenmeyoumoliaotian？yaoxiangrangzishenxiaidenvshengxihuanshanghezishenxianliao，zuizhongyaodebianshixianliaozhongdefengqufenwei，yinci，nanhaiziyidingyaochangkuaidezaixianliaozhongdounvshengkaixin，rangtaxiaishangzheileiqingqingsongsongdejuede。