逗女孩子开心的笑话，逗女朋友开心的话套路

tidaodounvpengyoukaixindehuazhaoshu，xianglaidahuoerdoushiyouyidingzhangwo，youxierenwenqiuyigedounvshengkaixindechaoxiao，yaoneileichaodoude～，ciwai，yeyourenyaowendounvshengkaixindeyoumoduanzi，zheidaodishizahuishi？shijishangqiuhaoduogedounvhailiaotiantaolu（bingbushizaiｑｑhuoshiweixinshangxianliaode），xiabianjiuyiqilaizhangwoxiadounvhaizikaixindexiaohua，qidaikeyixiezhudaogeweipengyoumenmen。

逗女孩子开心的笑话

１、dangwomentaoyanyigerendeqingkuangxia，jiaruzheigerenhuranshuoxihuanwo，neiwoyeyidianyebufanganlingyifangle。woshineimeyoubiaozhun，youyulaiwomeifafanganyigeyouyanguangderen。quanxindounvshengkaixindezhaoshu。

２、jinrishangdaxingshangchangjiandaoyigekanqilaishifenshuaideshuainan，shuaidebudelede，woshinandedoujinbuzhudingzhukan，tayexiangwoyuanlaikan，wodishengxiaqizouyiwangyikan，yuanlaishimianyushijingzi。dounvshenggaoxingdexianliaoyuju。

３、nvshengyeliqianwanbieyigerenwaichu，queshihenweixian，dajiexiaoxiangdekaochuanxiaoyetianpin，meiyourenquanshuo，jinbuzhusuiyijinyijia，jiuxuyaozhangliangsanjin。

４、waibianhenduolianren，haipa，woyifasheng，tamenjiuhouhuimojizishenzaoyiyounanyoule。liaomeitaoluhuihuayiwenyida。

５、nixuyaobuliwowoyechengxiaolongbaole，bingqiehuoshitianjinshizuiyouqianmingde。

６、nvxingyidingyaoduizishenhaoyidian。yidanleihuai，bianhuiyouqitanvrenhuanideqian，zhunidefang，shuinidezhangfu，danidewa。

７、nisuozhuiqiuwanmeidemubiaozaoyiyoumubiao，biehuixinsangqi，zongshihuiyoufendeneiyitian。

８、guanbulezui，maibukaitui，chiletangchuangshangmihuobujie，zishenjiujingzenmecainengbianpiaoliang。du

dounvshenggaoxingdeliaotiantaolu：qiuyigedounvshengkaixindechaoxiao，yaoneileichaodoude～

dounvshenggaoxingdeliaotiantaolu：qiuyigedounvshengkaixindechaoxiao，yaoneileichaodoude～

６：youyigerenzhangdexiangyuancong，turanzhijianjiutongku……．

７：qieyouyitianxunwentalaolao，“nainainainai，woshibushiyizhiqiea？”“duia，niziranshixiaoqie。”qieyouwenfuqin，“babababa，woshibushiyizhiqiea？”“duia，nishixiaoqiea，zenmela？”“danshi，erworuheganjueneimalengni？”dounvpengyougaoxingdezhaoshu。

８：youyiduibaomienaile…

yincitamenjuecewanhun…zhenggugaoxiaoyoumoyoukengrendewenti。

完婚那一天…

yigebaomizhaobuzhelingyigebaomile…

zheiyibaomijiuwenshenbiandebaomihuayumi：nijiandaowojiabaomilemeiyou？

dounvhailiaotiantaolu：baomihuayumi：qinaidede，bierenchuanhunshalema……．