逗女孩聊天套路，让你轻松逗乐女生

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逗女孩聊天套路一：

１．nilejiezuoweiyigenanren，yishengzhongzuitongchudeshiershishama？shimeiyouxifu。neimeniyouzhidaobuzhidaorangnanshenggengweitongchudeshiershishenmeni？shiyouxifu，danshiquegentarenpaole。

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４．dangwomenyouqitaoyanyigerendeqingkuangxia，jiaruzheigerenhuranchongguolaiduiwoshuowoaini。neimawoyehuiyuelaiyueyidianyebufangantale。zhongjiuxiangwoneimeyoubiaozhunderen，meifafanganyigehenyouyanguangderen。

５．jinrixiangyigenvhaizibiaobai，lingyifanghuijuedeyuanyinshi：“duinihao，keshidajiabingbushiyigeshijiederen。”wohaoxianggentashuo：“bingbushiyigeshijiederen？woｔｍshiyihuohuahuilaidebu？”

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７．nvshengdaoyelijiububiyigerenwaichule，queshishifenfengxian。zhongjiudajiexiaoxiangdexiaoyetianpin，meiyourenzulanzhe，suiyiyijiaguaijinqu，jiudepangliangsanjinrou。

８．yiduiqinglvwanhun，jiehundiertian，xinniangziyishoufutuolajizheqiang，yishouwuzhufubu，duixinlangguangaoshengmadao：“zheigepianzigongsi，pianzi，hunqianbuyongshuoyousanshiniandecunkuanma，wohaiyiweishiqianni！”

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