逗女孩子开心的笑话，幽默情话俘获女人心

nannvzailiaotianzhong，dounvshengkaixinshixuduonanhaizidezongtimubiao，zheibixuqingshanggao。youyixiexiongdixianliaokuzaowuwei，quanshiyixiemeilequdehua，nvhaibutaikenengyouganjuede。xiabianjiaonidounvhaizikaixindexiaohua，jujuchuoxinshiyoumoqinghua，dounvhailiaotiantaolunvhaimianbulelaoshihusiluanxiang。

逗女孩聊天套路

１，meizhi，bashoujilanyakaiguo，chuandianaijiwo。

２，wanzhongfengqingdenvrenshihuoji，buanshishidenvrenshixiaofangmiehuoqi。

３，ruobushidadanshini，zaogennisipolianpile。

４，wokanlezuinvexindexiaoshuoshinihewodeweixinliaotianjilu

５，tingwenniguodebutaihao，wozuozhedamenkouleleyizhengtian。

６，nvhaizhongjianhekuyaoneimajinjinjijiao，zongzhiguojishinianquanshiyaoyiqiquguangchangwude

７，shuimianzhiliangshiyimenzaoxingyishu——sheiyezuzhibulewozhuiqiuwanmeizaoxingyishudebufa！

８，tanxundelvtubuqujueyufaxianmeizhoudalu，erqujueyusuzaoxinsiwei。

zhiqianyinweiwoburongyiliaomeizixianliao，qingshangzhishangbugao，duinvhaiguanxintitie，yiciciguitiannanhequyue，quebeidangzuohaolaogong，yagenhuanbudaonvhaiduiyuwodexiai。yinweiwoshizheguomeirijingchangxianliao，sipilailian，jieguoyiwusuohuo。zhihouzai“gaoshanlianwang”lixitongxuexilexuduogonglvedaquan，yixingqideshijianjiukeyiquedingguanxi，xunsuyaowobianchengqingsheng，qianglieyaoqiudahuoerquzaiwangshangzhao。nvxingbingbushizhuiguolaide，zhishibixugezhonggeyangliaotiantaolu，rangtafanzhuini。

９，shitai，niyejiuconglelaonaba！…haojiuhaojiuzhihou…shitai，niyejiuraolelaonaba！

１０，shijianjiule，caifajuexuduogaizuodeshidoumeizuo。

１１，nifale“ng”，wohaishizaicihuini；wofale“ng”，jiuzaiyebuhuihuiying。neijiushiaiheshenaidequbie！

１２，anzhudeshenmeiguannian，wojibenshangchengdeshangshigeshuainan。

１３，yuanxianbushidezheimeduoniannihuodebutaihao，zheixiawoyeanxinle。

１４，tingwennvrenruyifu，xiongdirushouzu。huiyiqilai，wojuranqishoubajiaodeluopaole２０nian！

１５，woyaozuogeyouzhachoudoufuyiyangdenansheng，wenzhechouchizhexiang，zheijiaohanyi。

１６，duitouxingbumanyideren，yibanquanshilianxingnanti

１７，ruobushidadanshini，wozaogenninaofenshou。

１８，zhangdehaokandianderen，renshengdaolukenengshirenwuchuanji，kenengshixiaoshuoji，kenengshiduanwen。danni，zhiyoushigegaoxiaoduanzi。

１９，woyijingzhengzhengdedabannianmeichengguoxiuzhongle，youyuwoxinzhongyoushu。

２０，woconglaibumazanghua，youyuwozixuenenglijiaoweiqiang。

２１，womingbaiwodepiqibaozao，jiarunibunengrongren，niyejiuyingdanghaohaodiziwofansiyixiazishen，weihetarennenggou。

２２，wozheiyishengzongshizuo２jianshi，bianshiqinqinnibaobaoni。

２３，jinqiyizhishoujiaobingleng，zaiwangshangshuochengshenkuierzhi。jianchibuxieyundongjianshen、hegouqi，zhucha。yiduanshijianhuoshibuzouxiao，yinciyiyaojinyabagongnuanfeijiaole，bingjiuhaole。

２４，zhixuyoukuaidigongsihaizouzailushang，jiujuedezheirichangshenghuohaisuanyoudianerqidai。

２５，nichuanzhedabanchengneiyang，shiduizheishijieyounaxiebumanyime。

２６，nv：heng。nan：zizhucaihenghengjiji

２７，nv：nizainali？nan：nimoxiazishendezuocexiongfu，woyezainixinli。

２８，nan：wojuederenkezhunle。nv：shibushi？neimenikankanwoshishenmeyangderen。nan：nishiwoaideren。

２９，nan：jiaonizenmekaixinkuailedeguomeiyitian。nv：ruhe？nan：zuixiannimubiaodejiushiwo。

３０，nan：nitingjizhide，bianshiyouyigequexian。nv：naxiequexian？nan：quegewo。

haola，jiaonidounvhaizikaixindexiaohuajiufasongdaozheier，dahuoerxuehaomei？