这些男女日常幽默聊天对话，告诉那个她

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一、异性朋友中间的幽默聊天会话

shuobailedehuihua，bianshiyaoranglingyifangnenggoujiehaonirengchuqudehuatitaolun。neimaneimewentilaile，naxiedehuatitaolunshuoqilaihuijiaoweifeichangrongyilingrenjiexialaini?ninengxianglingyifanggongxiangyixianiershiyiqianzuoledeyixiejiongshi，henvhailiaotiankaichangbaizheileishieryibandoushihuizaochenglingyifangershidejiyili，ruguonigongxiangwanyihousuiyuerandejiudaolingyifanggongxiangtaershidejiongshile。neiyangdajiazhongjiandeqifenyidingshiqingqingsongsongde，nannvrichangyoumoliaotianduihuajiaoweifeichangrongyilajindajiazhongjiandejianju。dangdajiazhongjiandenankanfenweizaoyibuhuizaineibanxianzhudeqingkuangxia，niyejiunenggoulejieyixialingyifangdexingquaihaoaihaoshishenmele。

二、与女生的聊天开场白

1、jiaoweixuanbu：ninhao，woshimoumoumou，qingwennishibierenxiangxijieshaodenvshengma?

2、jiaoweisuibian：hainvhai，woshimoumoumou，nishimoumoumouxiangxijieshaodeneigenvrenma?

3、jiaoweihuopokeai：hello，henvhailiaotiankaichangbainishimoumoumouxiangxijieshaodeneigenvrenma?woshimoumoumou，jianniyimianzhenshitaigaoxingle。

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