男女相处的幽默段子有哪些？怎样幽默聊天？不看后悔

 yixiepenyouyingduiyixingpengyoubianhuibuqingchuyingdangruhejiaowang，ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？shijishangnanrennvrenjiaowangdeyoumoyulunenggourangniyixieqidi，yuanxiannanrenhenvrenhainenggouneiyangjiaowang，zenyangyoumoliaotian？hewangbianyiqikanyixiananrenhenvrenruhefengqudejiaowangba!gaoxiaoduanzilaizirichangshenghuoe!

男人女人交往的幽默语录

1、yiri，tingjianpenyouyutaqinmeimeizhengchao。

qinmeimei：“nijiwogun!”

penyou：“hao，gunyuanle，jiubieyaowohuijia!”

qinmeimei：zenyangyoumoliaotian？“youmeijiaonipingxingxiangun，jiaoniwangfangun!”ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

 2、zuorizaigonggongqicheshang，feichangji，woqueshishishoubule，yincihandao：“biejile，biejile，bawoshoudouyadaotarenkudoula!”

zhoubianhaoduorenzhizhididikanwo，yuwolakaijuli，zheixiawokeshushiduole。

3、yiduinanrennvrenyijinglianai，nandeyoutianwenneinvde：“wozhendeshinidiyigenanyoume?”

nvdehuiyingdao：“dangran，niziranjiushiwodiyigenanyoule，ruhedajiananshengdouaiwenzheigewenti……”

4、nanhaizigangdaonvpengyoujia，bianjibukenaideyaojiewennvpengyou!

nvpengyoushuo：“buhao，wodayimalaile!!”

nanhaizijuedehenguaiyi：“qinwenhelijiayoushenmeguanxi?”

yincinanshengqiangwennvpengyou，huranyinvxingcongcantingchufangchongchuqu!

nvxingzhixiangnanhaizimadao：“weiheqifurendexiaozhinv?!”

5、youyanweierdenvxingyouyiwang，youxiangqidenvxingyoujianglai，nvxingdeshenshangmeiyouxiang，rutongzhantuzhandoubudaiqiang。

6、guanlianhaojiaozhongshenbanlv，guanlianchajiaojiuchanbuqing。

zenyangyoumoliaotian？tongnianlejiejiaoliangxiaowucai，xiangzhixiangxijiaominglizhuding。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

hudongjiaoliuduojiaoxiangaisagouliang，hudongjiaoliushaojiaolaonianfuqi。

liangrenjiaotianshengyidui，sangerenjiaohongbaimeigui。

qushileyigejiaoyangyinyongge，yiqiqushilejiaoshengsixiangsui。

7、dadoushilixiangqinyuehuicaihuibeiwenyoufangyouchema，dajianongcunxiangqindeqingkuangxiacongbuhuibeiwenzheizhongnanti。

youyunvxingzaiyunixiangqinyuehuiyiqianjiuzaoyijiangniyunijiazhongdezhuangkuangdouzaoyileranyuxiongle。

 8、shuniudezhaogeduixiangzhendeburongyiya。zhaolegeshulongde。shuogounahaozipaole。zhaolegeshumade。shuozhugouburu，sankai，xunzhaoyigeshugoude，youshuojifeigoutiao，feizoule。jieguozongsuanxunzhaoyigeshuniude，yiduihaodaole。

 9、shaonianshi，zuifanganzuokejiancaodeshinvhai，zuoyundongshizuiailanduoyingduideyeshinvhai;chengnianrenhou，pinleminglianxiyujiadeshinvxing，pinlemingtiaojianshencaodeyeshinvxing，pinlemingxuejianfeijianshencaodehuanshinvxing;laonianrenhou，meirizaochuwanguiguangchangwudehuanshitamen!

 10、zenyangyoumoliaotian？nvxingpingliuhaishimengmeizi，xieliuhaishigaolengnvshen，zhongfenliuhaishinvshen;neinanshengni?pingliuhaishizhengtai，xieliuhaishipizi，zhongfenliuhaishi~han~jian!!!