男生问你谈恋爱吗怎样搞笑回复？怎样幽默聊天？

 ruguoniyingduinanhaizidebiaobai，queyoubuyuanjienadeqingkuangxia，yaozenmebanni?zenyangyoumoliaotian？nanhaizixunwennitanlianaimaruhegaoxiaohuifu?ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？tanlianaibulepenyouzaia!huijuelingyifangdegaobaiyebuyongrangnanhaizitaidangzhongchuchou，hewangbianyiqikanyixiaruhegaoxiaoyoumodehuiyingnanhaizixunwennitanlianaima。

男孩子询问你谈恋爱吗如何搞笑回复

worenweinitebiehao，zhibuguoshiwodemamabuxihuanni

 zenyangyoumoliaotian？zheiqianyijulingrentingleneixinshaoweiyoudianerkuanwei，huiganjuezhishaozaitalaikanwohaishitaxihuandeleixing，yaoshixiaijiuhuiyoujiyu。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

 danshi，zheihouyiju，nimamataoyanwo?jinbuzhugangkaishicaiyi，liangrenchuduixiang，yunimuqinyoushenmeguanxima?nandaoshuonijiazhonghuanshifumubaoban?

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nikanqilaishuaidaile，woquefaanquangan

shuainanquanshinvhaimenqinglaidemubiao，zheiyiyishiwocongweigenggaiguo。youyu“nvrenaisatuo，nanrenaihaokan”。

danshiyizhipengdaozheiyiqiguaiyishi，jianzhidianfulewoderenzhinengli——nikanqilaishuaidaile，woquefaanquangan。

buqingchushinanhaizidequetaiguokushuai，huanshinvhaiyibianhuijuebiandeyuanyin。

kenengshitaganjue，kushuaidexiaohuodoulanqing，huoshishizhuiqiuwanmeiderenguoduo，jingzhengzheguoduoba。

womenhainianqing，wodoubuhuitanlianai

tashige22suidenanhaiergaosuwode，tagaobaidemubiaohetatongling。

 xueshengtanlianaishidajiasuobujianrongde，danshi22suidanshizhengdangxingchuduixiangdenianlingya。zheigeshihourengzaishuo，tainianqingbuhuitanlianai。

 zenyangyoumoliaotian？neizheishiwomenshibajiusuijiuchuduixiangde，qingyihekanya?jiaruhuanweiyigenanrenneimeshuo，hainenggoujuedetayaoxiangxianlizhini。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

大家十二星座不符合

 yiqianrenweijinyounianlingdade，jianxinbaziminglizheileiwupin。zongxiaizaixiangqinyuehuiyiqian，jiliangrenpigebazi，kanyixia2gerendemingyungeshibushixiangpei。

 zheiyequanshizhongguofengjianshehuideyiliuxia，zaogaiqichude。huoxushidajiacongneixinbianshijianxinzheileiyucefenxide。suiranshaolelaoyibeidebazisuanming，wojuedeyouchuqunianqingyibeideshierxingzuoyunshilemeiyou。

zishenbanshidechenggongyushibaiyaokanxingzuo，yiniandeyunchengyaokanxingzuo。jiulianmingridemubiao，yeyaokanxingzuo。

zishenyaneryouxinquhexiaidemeizhigaobai，meizhihenyansurenzhendigenwoshuo：“nishishenmexingzuo?”

“woshibaiyangzuoa，zenmele?”

“wu～baiyangzuo～”meizhilveyisisuo，“buhao，woshijuxie，womenbuheshi!”

zheihuijuederenjianzhicubujifang，meiyoubaijijingzhengzhe，pianyaodaozaileshierxingzuoshang!

nishiduzi，woganjuezhihougongzuoyalihuihenda

nanyixiangxiangzheiyiyuanyinshuochulai，duirendezhenhanrenxinyouduoda。beijujuederen，yidinghuiyilianmengbidexiang：zheishifoushuocuole?

youyushiduzierbeijujue?bingbushidouyouyujiazhongdixiongguoduobeibierenkanbushangdema?

“由于我是独子?”

“ng，shide。nijiazhongjiuniziji，weilaijiuwomenliangren，zhaoliaojiarenyalida，meiyounengfentandea!”

“xingba!woxiangxinle!”

ninianlingchicunle，niwozhijianyougehe

nvwangshitadasideshijie，tashigexiaibizishendayidiande。xiainvwangzaoyihaozhangshijianle，yinciganlegaobaidejuece。

 xuanleyigelibaitiandezhongwu，bendianjizheyuechulaichigefan，xiangyixiangbingbushitailanman。yincijiujuecehuanshimaiyishuhua，tiqianzhunbeiyiduinuanxinqinghua，zailaiyigelangmangaobaiba。

 gaohaolefengfudetiqianzhunbei，jiuzaidanxiguidi，fengshangyiweizhezhiaidehuashudeneiyike。nvwangwenroudegaosuta：“baoqian，womenbuheshi，nitaixiaole!”

“naxie?woxiao……”tahuanglexiangwengegaoqingchu，“danshijiuzheiyiliangsuibale，zaishuoleqingganhenianlingyoushenmeguanxima?”

zenyangyoumoliaotian？nvwangzhongyudishuo：“wohaipaniwozhijianyougehe!”