神偷奶爸2经典幸福的句子对照版

 younaxieshangganqinghua?shiliandejuziyounaxie?xingfudejuziyounaxie?youxuanleyixiezhongyingwenhuyibanshentounaiba2jingdianhuayu，xiaizheibuyingpiandepenyounenggoukanyixiae!

1.whoareyoutexting?niyizhizaijisheifaxinxi?

noone!justmyfriendavery.meishei!jinjinyigejiaoaverydepenyou

avery...eh?avery?avery……e?

 avery?isthatagirl'snameabcoraboy'sname?zheishiyigenanminghuanshinvming?

doesitmatter?youshenmeguanxima?

no!no,itdoesn'tmatter,bu!bumeishier

unlessit'saboy!chufeishishigenanhaier!

iknowwhatmakesyouaboy.womingbaishishashinibianchengnanhaierde

uhh,youdo?e……ni……dong?

yourbaldhead.nidetuding

ohh.yes.eduia

it'sreallysmooth.tahaoguangjie

sometimesistareatit,youshiwokanjianta

 andimaginealittleabcchickpoppingout.suihouxiangxiangyizhichujitiaochulai

peep-peep-peep!bibibi

goodnight,agnes.wananhaomeng

agnesnevergetolder.shizhongbubizhangdale

hey,yo!haiyo!shiliandejuziyounaxie?younaxieshangganqinghua?

hey,tim,nicehaircut!heitimtouxingfeichanghao!

tommy,hanginthere,baby!tommyjiayoubaobei!

2.wearetheanti-villainleague.womendoushizhuanxiangdouzhengtongmeng

 anultrasecretorganizationdedicatedabctofightingcrimeonaglobalscale.zhiliyuquanshijiefanchouneidikangweifafanzuidejimijigou

 robabank,we'renotinterested.abckillsomeone,notourdeal.qiangjieyinxing?dajiameishenmexingquxingxiong?guandajiapishi

 butyouweretomeltthepolarabcicecaps,orvaporizemountfuji,keshijiaruniyaoronghuabeijibingcenghuoshihuifaribenfushishan

 oreven,naizhistealthemoon...toudaoyueer……then,wenotice.neimejiuhuizaochengdajiazhuyile

 3.andthat'swhereyoucomein.asanex-villain,abcyouknowhowavillainthinks,andacts.yincijiulundaonidaxingshangchanglezuoweiyigeqianhuairennizhangwohuairendeluojisiweijiqigerenxingwei

 4.iknowsomeonewhoabccanfixthatforyou.womingbaiyouxierennenggenggainiandyou'llbetalkingabcnormalinnotime!nizaiyebunengkanqilaipingfan!

 5.alltoowell.itistheabclookofabrokenheart.nizhuangguoduleshijishangbenzhishiyikeposuidexin.xingfudejuziyounaxie?