非诚勿扰经典台词 听葛大爷讲情话吧

 younaxieqinghuadaquanlangmanqinghua?qinghuabayounaxieqinghua?yingwenqinghuayounaxie?qidaiyuedaxinhanyueda，tashihenduorenkan《feichengwurao》houdejuede，weiyideshanguangdianshijingdiantaici，xianglidayejiangdeyoumoyulu。yiqilaikanyixialidayejiangdelengyoumoduanzi——feichengwuraojingdianhuayuba!

非诚勿扰经典话语一

sunxiansheng(fanweishi)：nikanyixiawomenshuozhongwenni，huanshijiangyingwenni?

wangsicong(geyoushi)：ninding，nayigelanglangshangkouninbianshuonayige?

sunxiansheng：neihuanshishuohanyuba。nicetomeetyou……

非诚勿扰经典话语二

王思聪的征婚启事：

 nixuyaoxiangzhaoyishuainanjiubielaile，nixuyaoxiangzhaoyiqianjiajiubuyaojianle。yanjiushengxuelizhishangdedoumiantan，qiyejiadoumiantan(xiaoshangxiaofanyiwai)，shengdewomenxianghuzhijiandoushixinhan。huaziheatanggeneileicaihuachuzhongdefujunshiburongyilaizhengnidehunde，ziranyinweiwomeizuonuodingshandemeng。ninyaojianzhiyixianziyinweiwojiebule，meixiwangninkanqilaigenhuakanfengmiantuyiyangkanyiyanjiuyuanshenchuqiao。biaomianshishangchaoliu，xinlichuantong，xinshendoushenxinjiankangdeyibanrenjiukeyile。ruguoshiduoshaohaiyoudianerhanxuneimejiugengkekaole。wohenxihuanhuizheyifudenvxing，meiyicixihaoyunpingdiededouxianggangcongdianpulimaihuiqudeyiyang。shuodegoushijileba。jiandanziwojieshaoyixia，wonianjizaoyihendale，liuxuerenyuanzhenshishenfenchulaide，guowairichangshenghuoguoshijinian，meizhengerbajingdengguoxue，renranzhonglianchuyishenshengcunnengli，rujinxuemeiyouchengguowaihuigui，youyishuoyi，yingdangpandingweiyizhimeiyouqiye、meiyougegu、meiyouxueshixueweide“sanwuweidahaigui”。xingqingopen，weirenwuwukai，suanbushanglaoshibajiao，dantianshengdanxiao，xingxiongbuweifayinweiwoxiabulaishou，congzongtishangguishuyuduiquntiduishe--huihaochuduoduodeyilei。

qinglianxiwodianlian，feichengwurao。

非诚勿扰经典话语三

wangsicong：nizheibushidaodanma?wodengdeshizhenghunguanggao。

xiangqinyuehuizhe(fengyuanzhengshi)：nideguanggaoxuanchuanshangmeijiangguonanshengdoumiantan。

geyou：neibushikonghuama?woyoubingbushishuangxinglian。nandaoshuonishi……

xiangqinyuehuizhe：woshi。nizenmezhidaonibushi?wozhiqianyerenweibushiwo，zhihoucaizhidaoshihaipayingdui。

wangsicong：wodounengzhaoyinande?woyoubingbushishuangxinglian。

xiangqinyuehuizhe：nizenmezhidaonibushi，wozhiqianyejuedebushiwo，nishihaipayingdui，shibugan。

wangsicong：nixianlikaileyibu，wohaimeiyoudaoneileirenshengjingjieni。

 wangsicong：yinweiwofanshengzishenweiheneimafuqian，neixinneimadimianer，ruhejiufangbujinyinande，kongchuyinvdeba，nizhidaozenyang，tianjinlaiyeshiyinvde!

非诚勿扰经典话语四

zhongchuhong：nizhidaoshenmejiaoyijianzhongqingma?

wangsicong：woyijianniyejiutingqingxinde。

 zhongchuhong：womenliangsanjianyezhongbuleqing。yijianzhongqingbushiniyiyankanshanglewohuoshijiushiwoyiyankanshangleni，bingbushikan，shiweier，xianghubeilingyifangdeweidaoxiyinzhule，xiyinzhule，qiweixiangtounidongma?qinghuabayounaxieqinghua?younaxieqinghuadaquanlangmanqinghua?

wangsicong：neiwodeshoufeibiaozhun。huasuandoushitazhanle，yaowopeipofuyinjiu，niyetaibugenwojianwaile。

非诚勿扰经典话语五

wangsicong：yaoruzhui?dajiajiaruhezoua?

 xiangqinyuehuizhe(luohaiqiongshi)：xianchengfeijidaokunmingshi，zaizuoyitiandezhangtuqichedaomengzi，zaizuoqichedaopingbian，zaizuoyitiandedatuolaji，yitiandebanchejiudaowojiale。

wangsicong：ruguowomenliangbutaihao，nengliyima?

xiangqinyuehuizhe：wogegehuiqieduannidetuide。

非诚勿扰经典话语六

wangsicong：nibuyuanyizhaoyigerentibangde?feidexungewoguanie。

xiangqinyuehuizhe(chexiaoshi)：woguacaimeiweile。

wangsicong：bingyangyangyiyang，niyejiubudanyouhunyinshenghuodepinzhi?zheigenianji，wojiushuoa，gengshirulangruhudenianling。

 xiangqinyuehuizhe：ninganjueganqingdejibenbianshixingma?meiyouzenmela?rengrannengbaitouxielao，ziranwodeyisishichedibukeyiyou，keshiqingbietaijingchang。

wangsicong：neimeniganjueduojiupapayihuisuanbujingchangni?

xiangqinyuehuizhe：tashiwodemengxiang。

王思聪：你觉得?

xiangqinyuehuizhe：(waishenyigeshouzhi)

wangsicong：yigeyueyici?yingwenqinghuayounaxie?