关于爱情的句子 可爱搞怪麦兜经典语录

 younaxieshaonvxinbaozhadeliaomeijuzi?guanyuaiqingdejuziyounaxie?taorenxihuanegaomaidoujingdianyujudangranshihengaoxiaode，zaixianxialaiwuliaodeshihou，haikeyitaolunyixiaxiuxianyuleyixia。

【maifurenwenhuajiaoyumaidou】

henjiuhenjiuyiqiangexiaohaizishuohuangyouyitiantaqushile

henjiuhenjiuyiqiangexiaohaizihenkekushangxuezhangdaleyihoufacaile

henjiuhenjiuyiqiangexiaohaizihendanibudaoyouyitiantaniudaolejiao

henjiuhenjiuyiqiangexiaohaizizaoshuiwanqidiertian，taqushile

【麦兜吃面条】

maidou：mafanni，yuwancumian

校领导：沒有粗面

maidou：shibushi?laiwanxiawanhefenba

校领导：沒有虾丸

maidou：shibushi?neimaoducumianba

校领导：沒有粗面

maidou：neiyaoxiawanyouweiba

校领导：沒有虾丸

maidou：ruheyipiankongbaia?neiyaomoyuwancumianba

校领导：沒有粗面

maidou：youmaiguangle?mafannilaiwanxiawanguoqiaomixian

校领导：沒有虾丸

pang：maidoua，tamendexiawangencumianmaiwanle，bianshiquanbugenxiawanhecumiandedapeidoumeiyoule

maidou：e~~!meiyouneixiepeidaa……mafanniyaoshixiawan

校领导：沒有虾丸

麦兜：那粗面呢?

校领导：沒有粗面

【麦夫人教人煮饭】

 zhibaoji-----reliehuanyingdahuoerguankan《maitaishijie》，jintianwolaidahuoerxiangxijieshaoyigejianyiyoubiejuyigedeliangbancai----zhibaoji，jiazhongdexiaohaiziyidinghenxihuan。yuancailiaofeichangjiandan，dajiazhibixuyigejibao，dajiajiangjibaodiduandezhijiediao。。。jianjiandidesi，bianhuihuodeyizhangjibaozhi，suihoujiangjibaozhifanzhuan，zheiyiweizhibaojijiuwanchengle，feichangrongyiduiba?xiexiedahuoerguankan!

 zhijibao-----haokaixinzheimekuaiyouhedahuoerpengmianle，jiexiaquwonengjiaodahuoerzuoyiweizhijibao，yuancailiaoyefeichangjiandan，zhibixubozhiyizhang，dajiazhibixubazhizheiyangzi(rouchengyituan)。。。yiweizhijibaojiushizheiyangwanchengle，zhuweixiaohaizi，dajiashuoyoudianxiangjibao?

 baojizhibaojibaozhibaoji-----rujinyaojiaodahuoeryiweihenbiejuyigedeliangbancai----baojizhibaojibaozhibaoji，zuixianjiangzhibaojidangxinsidiao，dahuoerbianhuiyouyizhangbaojizhijiyikuaiji，ranhoubajibaozhixiangwozheiyangzibaoqilaineipianji，suihouzaixiangzheiyangziyongbaojizhibaozhuangpinpaibaobaoqilaita，neiyiweibaojizhibaojibaozhibaojijiuwanchengle!shifoufeichangjiandana?haizhenyouyikuaijichini!

【zhongshikuaicanchangcantecan】

maidou：bubian，woyaoyigechangcanya

maitai：changcan?changcanyounaxiechideya?

兄弟：跟特餐一样啰

maitai：neitecanshishenmedongxiya?

xiongdi：genzhongshikuaicanleisiluo

maitai：neizhongshikuaicanyeshishenmea?

xiongdi：qie，zhongshikuaicanbubianshiwufan

maitai：wucanchishenmeya?

xiongdi：wufantongwanfanyiyanga

maitai：neiwanfanyouchishaya?

xiongdi：wanfanyejiushichangcanluo

maitai：neiyangya，woxiang2gechangcanya

xiongdi：haochanpinya，dajiajinridechangcan。。。。。guoyibuqu，changcanmaiguangle

maidou：en，neigaiyaotecanya

maitai：tecan?tecanyounaxiechiya?

xiongdi：tecanyejiushiwufanluo

maitai：wucanchishenmedeya?

xiongdi：quanshiwanfanzheixiewupinya

maitai：neishenmejiaowanfanya?

xiongdi：tongzhongshikuaicanyiyangluo

maitai：neizhongshikuaicanchishade?

xiongdi：en，zhongshikuaicanyejiushichangcanluo

maitai：neimeniganggangyoushuomeichangcan?

xiongdi：shiya，changcanshimaiguangya，neimenishibushiyixiatecanya?

麦太：二份特餐了

xiongdi：guoyibuqu，tecanmaiguangleya

maidou：en，muqin，bibushanggaizhongshikuaicanya

maitai：zhongshikuaicanyoushenmea?

xiongdi：zhongshikuaicanjiushichangcan

maitai：neichangcanyoushenmea?

xiongdi：changcanmiyejiushiwufanluo

maitai：aiyo，neiwufanyounaxiechiya?

xiongdi：wufantongwanfanyiyangya

麦太：那晚饭呢?

xiongdi：wanfanyejiushitecanluo

maitai：qie，neimeniganggangyoushuomeiyoutecan?

xiongdi：shiya，tecanximaiguangya，neimenishibushiyixiazhongshikuaicanya?yiyangdeya

maitai：neierfenzhongshikuaicanla

xiongdi：guoyibuqu，meiyouzhongshikuaicanle

maitai：libuherenya，neidajiadaodiyounaxiecanya?

xiongdi：wufanya，wufanhaoya

maitai：ruhegehaoya?guanyuaiqingdejuziyounaxie?

兄弟：跟晚饭一样好

maitai：neiwanfanyouruhegehaoa?

xiongdi：genchangcanyiyanghaoluo

maitai：neichangcanyouruhegehaoa?

xiongdi：changcan?changcanyizaoyimaiguangla，nijuedezenmeyangya?

maitai：haolehaole，yaoerfenwufanla

xiongdi：guoyibuqu!wufanmaiguangle，shibushiyixiadajiadewanfanya?yiyangdeya

maitai：baitianchishawanfanya?

xiongdi：ai……xingmingjiaowanfanbale，shijishangyejiushiwufan

 zheizhongqingjingzhongdejingdianduibaishifouhengaoxiao，youxingquaihaodehua，nenggoukanyikanmaidoudeyingpiane!younaxieshaonvxinbaozhadeliaomeijuzi?