痛到心碎的句子 专属韩寒的韩式幽默

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1.sixiangdaodebuguoguan，yuanbimeiguannianhao。

2.yibangmeishenmezaojiuderenjingranhaichizeyigeshijiedasaidejiaoyumoshibutaihao，bianshiwoguoluojixing。

3.meiyicidaobie，shiyongliyidian。duojiangyiju，kenengshizuihouyiju。duokankanyiyan，kenengshizuihouyiyan。

4.naxietandaozuizhongyequanshishengtan，naxiequandaozuizhongyequanshihuaquan。

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6.youshi，niyaozhengshijiyiwangerenkan，daozhihou，nifajuezhihuodeleyigegaoqingchuderen，neimejiukeyile。

 7.laoshibushouhuanyingershangmenjiajiaoqueshifenxionglu，youcikejianqiushouzhuanyezhishizheidongxirutongchuduixiang，yituojishidebianshibeiwei，eryiduiyidejiushibaogui。baoguidewupinziranzhengui，yigexiaoshijishiyuan，dabufenyunvkaideshiyigejia。tongshizhengqian，laoshijiubinvqiangdaduole。nvzhengqian，shiyouyunvjilelingyifangkaixin;erlaoshijilelingyifangtongchu，querengranyaoqian，zheijiushishangmenjiajiaodejiechuzhichu。

8.xiaopengyoucaifenduiyucuo，chengrenzhikanliyubi

9.henvshizhenglunshibukequde。buguanzheiyinvshishifoucongming。hentianhenliaodejuziyounaxie?younaxiebiaobaiqinghua?

10.dajiatingguochengqianshangwandedadaoli，queyiranguobutaihaozheiyisheng。

 11.zhenzhitongchangshizaishaoshurenshoushang，ershaoshurenwubitingcongdabufenren，zhongjiuzhenzhihuanshizaidabufenrenshoushang，yipiangaiquanjiuzheiyangduijiqilaide。diyigerenshuoyifanhua，beidiergerentingdao，hetayiqishuo，zheishidisangerendizhi，erdisigerenyikan，yibianyouliangreneryibianzhiyouyigeren，biangensuineiliangrenyiqishuo。youcikejianrenduokouzadeneiyifangbuyidingdoushiyouzishendeniantou，henduoshiduizheneibianrenbijiaoduoqude。

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14.daibudongdeliuxiabulai，liuxiabulaidemoguanian。

 15.worenweiwoshiquanqiuzuijuedingcongmingderen。youyuyixieboshiyanjiushengshijishangyanjiemeiyoushiduoshaojinbu，jinjinxuehuileruhebayijurendoutingdongdehuaxiedeguidoubumingbai

16.niwuxuduimeiyigecongcongguokechengdan，yewuxuduimeiyigeguolurenpiping。

 17.jiarurujinzheiyishiqihuichutongcai，neijiushizhongguoyingshijiaoyudehaoyunhezheiyishiqidebeiju。ruguoyou，tajiushirenqunzhongzhishou，keshimeiyou，yincidajiazhinengba“quan”zirenxiade“wang”jizhaidiao。shiqibixudejinjinyouxiurencai。

18.dongyuedajiuyuexiangzheigeshijiedeqier，zouyuelaiyueyuanjiuyuegaoqingchuquanqiuyuanshifuliyuan。

19.rujinjiaoyuredianwentishimeirenhuiyisibuguaquxianzao，danguoduorenzhengyizhemianyixianzao。

 20.“xujingyichang”zheisigezishichenshijiandechengyu，xiangbinaxiexingzhibobo，wucaibinfen，yifanfengshunbixuxingfuqianbei。nikeyidongshenmeshisangshi。

 21.worenwei，rujindezhuangkuangbianshi：jialefuchaoshirutongyigechongqilaoshi，rangyibangrenhuaizhexuanxie，yifangmianjianghuiqueshipingchanghuodexiaosataiyayigan，yaoxungemeiyoushenmechengbendechurukou。yifangmianbianxuanxieyeyaobianwenzheichongqilaoshihechongqilaoshideshengchanshang，woqiangbuqianga，woqiangbuqianga，kandaozhouweizheixiezhenduigaochongqilaoshimeixingquderenhaichizetamenxingwuneng

 22.chenshijiandeshiermoguoyuxinsi，yongyigeyishunjianlaixiaiyiyangwupin，suihouyonghenduoniandeshijianlaijianjiandikaowenzishenzenmehuixiaineiyangwupin。

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 25.qianrenqianheqianrenqingyoutingdadebuyiyang。lirutarenqianniyibiqian，tuozhehenzhangshijianbuhai，nizaoyijueranxinhan，zheishihou，neigerenhuranhaikuanle，nibianhuiganjueneihaoxiangshishenwaizhicai，bushinideqian，suihoufangzongyongdiao;danruoshitarenqianniyifenqing，yehenzhangshijianbuhai，daidaoneigerenhainiqingshi，ninengbeijiaaixizheiqing。tongdaoxinsuidejuziyounaxie?